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By: Humberto Rodriguez

Joke of the Day

  Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
  on those little bottles of Evian water?
  Try spelling Evian backwards.

  Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a lot
  like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the
  "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the
  "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

  If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that
  mean that one enjoys it?

  "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
  English language.  Could it be that "I do" is the
  longest sentence?

  Why do we say something is out of whack?  What's a

  Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  It's just
  stale bread to begin with.

  When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts,and
  you put your two cents in, what happens to the other

  Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money
  called a broker?

  When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
  Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
  If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
  doesn't it follow that: electricians can be delighted,
  musicians denoted.

  If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it
  Fed UP?

  I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
  tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do
  Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

  Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
  Office? What are we supposed to do, Write To Them? Why
  don't they just put their pictures on the postage
  stamps, so the mailmen could look for them while they
  delivered the mail?

  If it's true that we are here to help others, then
  what exactly are the others here for?

  Why do overlook and oversee, mean opposite things?

Be who you are, and say what you feel, those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind!!!!
   Dr. Seuss 

Thought of the Day

Ask not what you can do for your country; ask what your government is doing to you. 
-Joseph Sobran
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